paranoiashit:

You said you liked me cobain shirt

I like boys who can unbutton their shirt with one hand

aussiemotherfucker:

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Cute Michael
I’m taking request here
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aussiemotherfucker:

Fake messages || requested
Ashton being an adorable puppy queen
I’m taking request here
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talking with grandma

  • her: who's that *points at my phones background*
  • me: oh, he's um-
  • her: ARE YOU DATING HIM
  • me: yes
  • her: wow you've out done yourself
  • me: *smiles with pride*
  • her: he looks older
  • me: not by much *shrugs off 5 year age difference*
  • her: are you two having intercourse
  • me:
  • her:
  • me:
  • her:
  • me: *slowly nods yes*
  • her: congratulations
  • smileylucas:

    Independence Day: i can’t take away your pain

    Heartbreak Girl: i can take away your hurt

    make up your mind 5sos

    dating luke

  • me: *looks at the new lingerie i'm wearing* okay let's do this
  • luke: *plays FIFA in living room*
  • me: *clears throat*
  • luke:
  • me:
  • luke: *still playing FIFA*
  • me: BABE
  • luke: huh *keeps eyes on game*
  • me:
  • luke:
  • me: i'm wearing a penguin costume
  • luke: *pauses game a spins around*
  • me:
  • luke: liar *turns back around*
  • me: you've got to be fucking kidding me
  • teenagelucifer:

the day your life went down hill

    bbcradioone:

    i want michael to parallel park his tongue in my p*ssy

    michaelcliffordgifs:

can we all pretend he listened to me, yes thank u
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    michaelgclifford:

    luke and ashton go for a swim

    splashton